Dont ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like i did once, because the faster you go the later you think you are. Please stop the deep thoughts by jack handey goodreads. Jack handey deep thoughts, recurring saturday night live comedy bit more about the author. He is best known for his deep thoughts, a large body of surrealistic oneliner jokes, as well as his fuzzy memories and my big thick novel shorts. Deep thoughts by jack handey is a book that holds some of the funniest and most absurd segments from the saturday night live years. Apr 24, 2016 the title says it all this book is simply a collection of deep thoughts from the mind of jack handey, an emmy awardwinner and coproducer of saturday night live, where these thoughts first appeared. He has written several humor books, including, most recently, please stop the deep thoughts. Nov 03, 2016 if you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, letem go. Jack handey born 25 february 1949 is an american humorist. Below are some of his observations i thought youd like. Jack handeys the stench of honolulu is the funniest novel published this year. Deep thoughts by jack handey one thing a computer can do that most humans cant is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse. May 11, 2015 before there was internet snark way back in the dark ages of the 90s there were deep thoughts by jack handey. On the site, jack handey still doles out his satirical observations andmuch sought after inspirational quotations.
If youre an archaeologist, i bet its real embarassing to put together a skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but then it turns out. See more ideas about deep thoughts, deep thoughts jack handy and thoughts. May 14, 2018 saturday night live used to include these very short bits in between their comedy sketches. There was a time when deep thoughts by jack handy was the only part of snls hour and a half that made me laugh.
Deep thoughts by jack handey really funny clean jokes and humor. Jack handey born february 25, 1949 is an american humorist. Sometimes i worry what kind of a world we are leaving to the bands of roving mutants who will inherit it. If youre an archaeologist, i bet its real embarassing to put together a skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but then it turns out its not a skull but just an old driedout potato. Or i could step backward, about a half a mile, where drivers didnt look when they came around that curve and where someone walking backwards could easily be hit. Jack handey is a solidly built man of 64 with a swoop of graying hair. With quirky, offbeat humor that often veers into the unexpected, jack handeys witty one liners make this book the perfect funny gift for fans of. Jack handey deep thoughts quotations, famous quotes quote. Handy and his deep thoughts collections got what i need. Online shopping from a great selection at books store. Jul 31, 1992 it may be new age wisdoms finest hour. Many people have the false impression that jack handey is not an actual person, but a character created by saturday night live or a pen name used by national lampoon.
If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, its probably best to avoid eye contact. Please stop the deep thoughts book deep thoughts by jack handey. Originally, the deep thoughts bits featured the voice of phil hartman rip in the introduction, then jack handey, real guy, would read the surprising, iconic, and always hilarious statements. Jack handey has contributed to the new yorker since 1987. I hope yall enjoy this snl short clip on deep thoughts by jack handy its hilarious. Jack handey is a real person, and he wrote all the deep thoughts. Lucky for you, we have absolutely no intention of answering your questions. The sequel to deep thoughts, this collection of humorous meditations contains inspirational lunacy from the saturday night live regular. Jack handey is the envy of every comedy writer in america. Two or more books free shipping please allow 12 weeks for delivery.
Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. He is best known for deep thoughts by jack handey, which appeared on saturday night live. I pulled out my old deep thoughts book read all the others. A unique collection of handeys deep thoughts irreverent observations on life as seen on saturday night live. Watch saturday night live highlight deep thoughts by jack handey on. I just received my shipment of his deep thoughts books business expense, and i discovered his wisdom around personal productivity, and life in general. For the uninitiated, deep thoughts was a brilliantly satirical saturday night.
Top 30 quotes of jack handey famous quotes and sayings. Its a neat trick to plan an elaborate trick on the first of april and then say april fools for instance i tried this real elaborate proposal that really got my girlfriends hopes up. Talk story about comedy writer jack handey, author of ojack handeys deep thoughts and also of saturday night live fame. Discover delightful childrens books with prime book box, a subscription that delivers new books every 1, 2. On the website deep thoughts by jack handey, the funny moments live on even decades after the segments stopped airing on snl. Deep thoughts on personal productivity by jack handey the. See more ideas about deep thoughts, thoughts and deep thoughts jack handy. I could step forward, off the edge of the cliff, and fall hundreds of feet to the canyon floor below.
A national bestselling collection of comedian jack handeys deep tho. Get please stop the deep thoughts, the new book from jack handey. Handy s absurdist humor touched my funnybone, and my funnybone is a queer little fella. It takes odd observations, as seen below, to set me to tittering.
Discover and share deep thoughts by jack handey quotes. Dec 14, 2010 wow, i forgot how much i loved jack handey. At some point during nbcs saturday night live, a mellifluousvoiced phil hartman announces deep thoughts by jack handey. At the bottom youll find links to his the new yorker short stories. If i ever get real rich, i hope im not real mean to poor people, like i am now. Shark riding an elephant, jack handeys deep thoughts on a shark riding an elephants back. Deep thoughts were first seen in small comedy magazine army man comics edited by george meyer and continued in national lampoon in 1984 though gained popularity when they were read on saturday night live beginning in 1991. He is most famous for his deep thoughts, a large corpus of surrealistic oneliner jokes. Whenever you read a good book, its like the author is right there, in the room, talking to you, which is why i dont like to read good books. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
What are the best deep thoughts by jack handey jokes. His other books include the stench of honolulu, what id say to the martians, deeper thoughts, all new, and deepest thoughts. Buy a cheap copy of deep thoughts book by jack handey. Before there was internet snark way back in the dark ages of the 90s there were deep thoughts by jack handey. Deep thoughts by jack handey farmer superstitions from dr. The title says it all this book is simply a collection of deep thoughts from the mind of jack handey, an emmy awardwinner and coproducer of saturday night live, where these thoughts first appeared. Deep thoughts by jack handey the philosophunculist.